Video Whore: Randall needs to narrate EVERYTHING

I'm sure you've dampened your knickers by now like I just did. Subscribe to Randall's Wild Wild World of Animals so you never miss an episode. KaDOOZE to the Big Gay Ice Cream Truck boys for bringing the genius of Randall to my attention. They're the crazy nastyass Honey Badgers of the ice cream truck world. They don't give a shit!

Video Whore: American Idol (Tourettes Edition)

Video Whore: Talbot, the fragrance

If you're like me and loving (and lamenting the end of) this sick, twisted, and hot season of True Blood, you'll love Talbot in a Jar, the new fragrance from those horror loving self-proclaimed "picky sissies" over at my new favorite blog, Camp Blood.

And don't miss Blood Work, their low-tech/high-sass video recaps of every single episode of True Blood.

Video Whore: Two more signs of the coming apocalypse

Kim Kardashian compliments Khloe's vagina for not being "rashy," yet demurs when asked to critique her asshole:

Food Network's resident busty booze-hound, Sandra Lee, has already shat upon Kwanzaa and meatloaf, so why not the Jews?

In case you missed it, here's Sandra Lee pinching one on Kwanzaa:

And here's Sandra Lee's "meat loaf". Julia Child must be rolling in her grave:

Via the pithy Food Network Humor blog

This one's for my middle class Jewish peeps. Word.

Video Whore: The Muppets do Bohemian Rhapsody

This makes me want to have a chorus of chickens backing me up at all times.

Video Whore: Oprah Pees for 10 Minutes

Video Whore: Tuts My Barreh

Ooh there's more! We Belung Toogedder:

Video Whore: Say a little prayer - Boy George & Dionne Warwick

Video Whore: Lady Caca "Butterface"

So mean, so accurate.

Video Whore: Bailey, Play Dead.

Video Whore: Elegance Personified part 2

Britney's back, y'all :) This is why her mic should never be turned on. At the .32 mark she announces to the audience: "mah' pussay is hangin' OUT." I love how it echos throughout the arena. PUSSAY, pussay, pussay..." It's not the first time, nor the last that her clam gumbo will be flappin' in the breeze so just get used to it.



Since we're on the topic, here's Sarah Silverman's take on pussay (skip to 3:35):



Here are a couple of doodles I did way back when it used to be shocking to see or hear about Britney's vagina making a public appearance:

Video Whore: Elegance Personified

Video Whore: I Kissed a Banister and I Liked It

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Video Whore: Goodbye, Veatrice

I was watching Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and I was totally shocked and devastated to find out that his hilariously foul mouthed security guard, Veatrice, passed away. Her dead pan delivery, withering gaze, and non-stop cursing will be missed.

Video Whore: An Intimate Moment Between Madonna and Lourdes

A midget in Frida Kahlo/schoolgirl drag playing Lourdes? Genius. And the actress playing Madge really nails the accent perfectly. Beyond brilliant.



VIA JOE

Video Whore: Bush Gets the Boot (Two of 'em)

This made me laugh so hard. Who knew W. had such good reflexes? Damn.

Video Whore: Carrie Fisher Channels Brenda Vaccaro on The Today Show

I love this woman and I'm buying her new book Wishful Drinking
asap.

Video Whore: Prop 8 - The Musical

I know you've probably seen this vid already, but I'm putting it up anyway because it's pretty damn brilliant.

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

Video Whore: Fetal Bites

Mmmmm, unborn cookies... Bleaurghhhhhhhh.