Born This Way sounds like Express Yourself.

And Vogue. And Deeper and Deeper. I'm clearly not the only one who noticed. Whatever. Born This Way is perfectly acceptable cardio/pot throwing music.

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I've been doodling on my iPhone

When I'm not wasting time playing that damn Angry Birds game, I like to doodle with the Brushes app. Usually, I doodle genitals of varying shapes and sizes then email them to friends and family. If I get enough requests I will post those, but until then here are some famous people.

"Madonna Plays Jazz Flute"

"Lady Gaga Eats Grilled Cheese"

"Morrissey Sips Mineral Water with a Fuchsia Straw"

"Nicki Minaj Smokes a Sherlock Holmes Pipe"

Video Eyecandy...Telephone

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Quite the visual feast if yer into lots of makeup, half naked girls, cat fights, fashionable inmates and Gaga herself, which we ARE...

Lady Gaga recently unveiled her new video for "Telephone", her lastest collaboration with Beyonce featuring cameos from Tyrese Gibson, Jai Rodriguez and the “Pussy Wagon”, which was loaned out by "Kill Bill" director Quentin Tarantino. Tarantino was the inspiration behind the new video, but the "Telephone" video itself was directed by Jonas Akerlund...Enjoy! 

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Additional stills from the video...

Love your GaGa...

Lady Gaga is Elle Magazine's January cover girl. She dishes on how her body responds to her stressful new life:

  “I get all the symptoms of a pregnant woman. I get headaches, I get tired, I get blurred vision sometimes during a really intense session with {her creative team} the Haus.”

On her former career {not the stripping, but waitressing}:

“I was really good at it. I always got big tips. I always wore heels to work! I told everybody stories, and for customers on dates, I kept it romantic. It’s kind of like performing.”

On her future family:

“In eight to 10 years, I want to have babies for my Dad to hold, grandkids. And I want to have a husband who loves and supports me, just the way anyone else does. I would never leave my career for a man right now, and I would never follow a man around.”

Iridescent plastic dress: Jil Sander, Tights: Falke, Suede elevated platform shoes: Vivienne Westwood

 

 Transparent plastic veil top: Karl Lagerfeld, Briefs: Frederick’s of Hollywood, Sunglasses: Linda Farrow Projects

 

Leather sandal jacket: Artisanal collection, Maison Martin Margiela. Panties: Agent Provocateur, NYC

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And, if you haven't yet checked out her latest video "Bad Romance" definitely do so...It features Spring 2010 Alexander McQueen.  Yummy! 

For Elle: Photos...Tom Munro; Stylist... Joe Zee

Street Style Now...More Shoe Trend Do's & Don'ts

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Edgy heavy metal style is still in abundance on the European streets...and ya gotta love the first pair of shoes shown that look like they belong on the feet of Lady Gaga herself.  Yum.  Shown below, more of the best and worst on some of the most stylish street walkers right now.

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See if you can guess the big FASHION DON'TS shown here.  There are at least FOUR faux pas that we count.

photos...Tommy Ton

Shop Pretty Things Update

Fresh items just listed...

Stuart Weitzman Stilettos
$60

Patent Ballet Flats
$10

Lady Gaga "The Fame"
$5

click images for more info...

Shop Pretty Things now...

Video Eyecandy...PAPARAZZI

It's no secret that I'm a huge fan...and the creativity shown here is one of the reasons why.

Video Eyecandy...

Love Game
by Lady GaGa

Video Whore: Lady Caca "Butterface"

So mean, so accurate.