Video Whore: Oprah Pees for 10 Minutes

Hit Me Baby One More Time

Wow! I just noticed that Doodle Whore crossed the 100,000 hit mark and I'm totally blown away. As long as celebrities continue to debase themselves in public, I'll be here to deconstruct it for you, doodle style. Thanks for all of the links, comments, and support. You rock.

Oprah Supports Obama

Oprah's endorsement of presidential candidate Barack Obama has some unfortunate strings attached. Specifically, the Rachel Pally Swing Turtleneck and Sailor Pants combo. (The more I doodle this odious two piece muumuu, the more I want a pair. I bet it's really as comfortable as Oprah says. Shoot me now.)

Oprah's Fugliest Things

Oprah is a generous woman. She's given away cars, homes, and countless millions of dollars to charitable causes. We now have concrete proof that underneath that philanthropic veneer, she has a hidden mean streak and a wicked sense of humor, too. What else could explain the addition of these grotesque polyester bell-bottomed circus tent inspired maternity muumuus on her Favorite Things episode? I bet she makes Steadman wear one of these around the house just for shits and giggles.