M-Rod is on Team Obama

Britney's Inner Cheeto is On Board

Like future President Obama, Ms. Spears is all about change. For instance, she was once the world's biggest popstar then changed into the pink wig abusing Cheeto consuming Frapp imbibing paparazzi addicted vajayjay exposing umbrella wielding child abandoning head-shaving tabloid oddity we know and love. That's the kind of change that I can believe in. Now she's changed again. I'm sincerely happy that Britney is "cured" (cough cough) with a new smash hit single "Wooomanizah" zooming to number one on the charts, a freshly installed weave atop her head, and her tightened and toned physique of yore restored. But you just know that this is what she sees when she looks at herself in the mirror. Pinky the Wig may be gone, but never forgotten (at least if I have anything to do with it).

Doodle Whore Endorses "That One"

Colin Powell did it on Sunday, so I figured it was time for me to make it official, too. Stay tuned for more doodled endorsements (real and imagined) in the weeks leading up to this historic election.

Video Whore: Finally!

I've been waiting for what seems like an eternity for my pal Obama to throw a punch and here's round one. It's a start, but I don't think mocking Grampy McCain's lack of technological knowledge is going to sway Independents or working class blue collar voters already blinded by Republitard flag waving, P.O.W. stories, and Palin's dazzling updo and pert behind. I do want to see a video like this every stinking morning until election day. BamBam needs to channel the Clintons from now until Nov. 4th. Get a little dirty, slimy, and ballsy just like Hillary would. I can't think of better fodder for this medium than doddering Grampy McBush and gun lovin' polar bear hating pray the gay away creationist Fargo accented paleoconservative M.I.L.F. Sarah Palin. I mean, come on people. This should be cakewalk, right? Right? I swear I've been having nightmares about a First Female President Palin if/when Grampy kicks the bucket. You know Hillary would crap her pantsuit if that happened. I just crapped my pantsuit thinking about it. Think positive thoughts. Think positive thoughts. Think positive thoughts. Think positive thoughts. Think positive thoughts.

P.S. love that huge cellular phone. Didn't Jennifer and Jonathan use one like that on Hart to Hart?

Hit Me Baby One More Time

Wow! I just noticed that Doodle Whore crossed the 100,000 hit mark and I'm totally blown away. As long as celebrities continue to debase themselves in public, I'll be here to deconstruct it for you, doodle style. Thanks for all of the links, comments, and support. You rock.

Doodle Whore's Dream Ticket: Obama + Moz 2008

I've been a huge Morrissey fan since I was a mopey black clad teen in the 80's. My greeting card company, Handsome Devil Press, is named after a Smiths b-side. I was thrilled to discover that Moz is endorsing Obama for President and I simply had to doodle these two inspirational figures together. The tagline of their campaign is a play on the title of Morrissey's classic first solo album, Viva Hate. I put together a little shop of goodies at the Doodle Whore Store if you want to wear your support on your sleeve, tote bag, or mug. I will donate a portion of proceeds directly to the Obama campaign as well as Morrissey's fave organization, PETA.

Since I'd be totally happy with either an Obama or Hillary nominee this year, stay tuned for my Hillary dream ticket doodle coming soon.

Oprah Supports Obama

Oprah's endorsement of presidential candidate Barack Obama has some unfortunate strings attached. Specifically, the Rachel Pally Swing Turtleneck and Sailor Pants combo. (The more I doodle this odious two piece muumuu, the more I want a pair. I bet it's really as comfortable as Oprah says. Shoot me now.)