Dina Lohan: Cool Mom of the Year

I'm finally back from my much needed vacation (I went to the Bahamas and stayed at the swanky Cove at Atlantis) and I've been dying to doodle Dina, Lindsay, and Samantha. I can't count how many pictures I've seen this week of Linds and Sam swapping spit on Diddy's yacht, holding hands, and buying overpriced organic groceries together. You gotta hand it to Dina, though. She could catch those two love birds scissoring on a Papasan Chair and she wouldn't be phased in the least. Maybe she is a "cool mom" after all!

Doodle Whore wants to know what you think, dear reader. I happen to be a gay dude who loves lesbians and woman in general. However, I do not understand how hot chicks like Lindsay Lohan or Cynthia Nixon end up bumping clams with, shall we say, not so traditionally beautiful ladies who love ladies, if you catch my drift. In the gay world it would be analogous to, say, Mario Lopez turning homo for Bruce Bruce Vilanch. Seriously, I'm baffled. Explain this phenomenon to me please.

Dina Lohan: Pimp Momma of the Year

Since being green is all the rage, I'm recycling this doodle of Pimp Momma Dina from January. Not only is she still brassy, sassy, and orange, but she's been designated one of the Top 20 Long Island Mothers of Celebrities. She's being honored by Mangling Mingling Moms, a social networking organization for mothers. Lindsay must be so proud.

Since we're on the topic, let's not forget Britney and Jamie Lynn's Pimp Momma extraordinaire, Lynn Spears.

Its Hard Out Here for a Pimp Pt. 2: Dina Lohan

Brassy! Sassy! Orange! That's our Dina. She adores the spotlight and pimps her babies like nobody's business. Soon we'll all be able to see her stellar pimparenting techniques in action on her new "reality" show on E! Can't wait.

All I can say is this: RUN, ALI, RUN! It's not too late.