Dina Lohan: Pimp Momma of the Year

Since being green is all the rage, I'm recycling this doodle of Pimp Momma Dina from January. Not only is she still brassy, sassy, and orange, but she's been designated one of the Top 20 Long Island Mothers of Celebrities. She's being honored by Mangling Mingling Moms, a social networking organization for mothers. Lindsay must be so proud.

Since we're on the topic, let's not forget Britney and Jamie Lynn's Pimp Momma extraordinaire, Lynn Spears.

Its Hard Out Here for a Pimp Pt. 2: Dina Lohan

Brassy! Sassy! Orange! That's our Dina. She adores the spotlight and pimps her babies like nobody's business. Soon we'll all be able to see her stellar pimparenting techniques in action on her new "reality" show on E! Can't wait.

All I can say is this: RUN, ALI, RUN! It's not too late.