Its Hard Out Here for a Pimp Pt. 2: Dina Lohan

Brassy! Sassy! Orange! That's our Dina. She adores the spotlight and pimps her babies like nobody's business. Soon we'll all be able to see her stellar pimparenting techniques in action on her new "reality" show on E! Can't wait.

All I can say is this: RUN, ALI, RUN! It's not too late.