Celebrities with Dog Cones: Britney Spears

Hey Brit! Sorry you had to be coned when you should still be celebratin' that birthday, but that's just the way it is around here. I'm thrilled to have some good news to report about you for a change:

• You're number 1 again! Not on Billboard, silly. On Yahoo's Top 10 Searches. You beat that skank, Paris, who's number 3. Snap!
• You just won an award! Unfortunately, it's the 2007 Stinky Diaper Award for horrible celebrity parenting. Just remember that awards only go to very special and important people and you're totally one of them. Kudos!
  
• You just shot a new $500,000 video for your next single "Piece of Me"! Well, after showing up 12 hours late and your label threatened to give the shoot to a younger, sexier, and more professional version of you named Samantha Jade.
• You haven't flashed your cooter in months! That makes you one classy lassie, Brit. Keep up the good work!
  

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Celebrities with Dog Cones: Tyra Banks

I'm thrilled that the Celebrities with Dog Cones series has really sparked some great comments from the Doodle Whore readers out there. In fact, this latest post comes courtesy of posterofaboy who left this pithy comment regarding who should be coned next, "...Tyra, 'cause she could use not kissing her own ass for like, a second." I couldn't agree more.

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Celebrities with Dog Cones: Paris Hilton

My new favorite website is Dogs With Cones, the sole focus being photos of dogs wearing those pitiful plastic lampshades around their heads. If you don't say, "AWWWW!" after taking a look, you really have a heart of stone. Naturally, my warped, celebrity-clogged brain started to envision our favorite tarnished "stars" wearing them. Paris would truly benefit from wearing a cone, which would limit her intake of liquor (and other substances) and prevent her from licking herself in public.

Doodle Whore wants to know what YOU think, dear reader. Besides Britney (which I'm working on right now), which celebutard would you like to seeing wearing a cone next?