"Twelve Cameras Flashing"
"Eleven Frapps a Frothing"
"Ten Public Restrooms"
"Nine Weaves a Tangling"
"Eight Judges Ruling"
"Seven Cheetos Crunching"
"Six Pimples Popping"
"Five Dirty Wigs"
"Four Trembling Pups"
"Three Trips to Rehab"
"Two Screaming Babes"
and a "Crotch Shot Without Any Panties"
Well, I did it. Twelve days of Britney. I'm exhausted. I feel a little dirty, used up, and kind of sad after interpreting her chaotic and manic life for so many posts in a row. Finally I can pack and get to the airport to visit my family in Michigan for the next four days. I won't be posting until I return, but I will be checking in, so please keep those comments coming. Every comment you write is like a little shining gift for your Doodle Whore, one that I'd never think of returning or regifting. Here's wishing you, Dear Reader, and Britney a joyous and peaceful holiday surrounded by friends and family. God knows she could use one.
