The Good, The Bad and the Downright Fugly

} } The Good { {

Victorial Beckham 

...poses in one of her own creations. We love!

Eva Longoria-Parker

...looked chic and modern in a body hugging silver metallic number by Oscar de la Renta.

 

photo...Frederick M. Brown / Getty Images 

Selena Gomez

Take notes, Miley Cyrus!  Selena looks gorgeous in an age-appropriate gown, garnering attention thru beauty and style, not with a revealing outfit or a pole.

photo...Steve Granitz / WireImage

Gwen Stefani & Kingston

Like mama, like son.  How adorable!

 photo...Wenn

  Kirsten Dunst

Super Kawaii!  We're loving all the colour she's sported as she made her way around Japan.

} } The Bad { {

Lucy Liu

Usually we love us some Lucy, but here she looks a bit drab.  The dress is killer, but perhaps a different pair of shoes and some colour on those legs would help turn this "Bad" into "Fab".

 

photo...Stephen Lovekin / Getty Images

Gwenyth Paltrow {right}

We don't know about you, but we don't want her trying to "nourish our inner aspect" with her Goop, when she can't seem to dress or take care of herself most of the time.  PS...Liv, you look great!

 

Getty Images

Naomi Campbell & Kate Moss

Ahem...next, please!

 

 photo...Richard Young / Star Traks

Lindsay Lohan

Noticing the bad lip job, at first we thought that this hot mess was Brittany Murphy, but alas, it's Miss Lohan "undercover".

 photo...Clint Brewer / Splash News Online

 } } The Downright Fugly { {

Tori Spelling

We were hoping that Uggs were finally OUT...but it looks like Uggs {and slippers! } are still de rigeur on the feet of Hollywood's most UNfashionable.

 

photo...Wenn

Kat Von 

Hungry for attention at any cost...Surprise, it's Kat Von D!

photo...Steve Granitz / WireImage

Pink

We have no words for this hot mess of an outfit.

Freaky Friday... Finger Lickin' Good?

Have you seen this?

THIS is why you hire professionals to promote your brand if you want to actually succeed...

Whilst watching this ad for Extended Stay Hotels, I realised that people today will do absolutely ANYTHING to get noticed!



The ads appeal is obviously geared towards men as it only falls slightly short of a soft porn movie with the "actress" looking into the camera as she licks things in the room. ...but I'm sure that some men wouldn't even stay at these hotels since the girl probably doesn't come with the room.

And if you are a germ-a-phobe, like me forget it...she just licked her germs everywhere! :)

Note to Extended Stay Hotels: This ad doesn't make your hotel more appealing. It makes it UNappealing!

I'm thoroughly grossed out now and going to take a shower.

Freaky Friday... Time for a Swim

Summer's not over yet! There's still time to enjoy the sun! Learn from the mistakes of others and get thee to the beach! {Katherine Heigl, left}








These celebs need to check the mirror twice before going out into the sun...and the eye of the paparazzi!

{ Too Much or Not Enough... }

Kim Kardashian draws attention to her excessive curves, Jennifer Love-Hewitt is top heavy & ready to pop, Claire Danes as Olive Oyl


{ Hot Mess Brigade... }Pink doesn't have a clue, Britney Spears using her bra & undies as swim wear, Britney looking trashy yet again


{ Hot Mess Freakshow... }
Tara Reid partied too hard and had too much plastic surgery. Did it ever catch up with her...ICK!

As you've witnessed, even celebrities don't always look so great in their swim wear...and even Eva Longoria has a stomach. She isn't as little as she always appears {right}.







Remember to pick a suit that actually fits you and suits your body type. Slip into one of the sweet retro treats below as each hides a plethora of flaws.

{ Sweet Retro Style... }

Top Row, Left to Right:

• Halter Swimdress by Juicy Couture
• Lamour by Lux
• Retro Bathing Suit by BettieB

Bottom Row, Left to Right:

• Polka Dot One Piece by Lux
• Retro Gingham One Piece by Lux
• One Piece Classic Sheath by MyBabyJoe

Freaky Friday... What WERE They Thinking?

Due to the abundant amount of HOT MESS material around I've had on file, I've decided this week to not focus on only one Hot Mess, but rather bring you a plethora of Things to Ponder when it comes to the world of "Celebrity Fashion".

• Do they THINK they can get away with wearing just anything because of who they are?
• Do they seriously think that they have style and turn a deaf ear to their stylist's suggestions?
• Do they BLINDLY follow the fashion advice of the stylists?
• or...
• Are they just crazy and don't care?

The following makes us wonder...

{ Padma Lakshmi, Pink and Kelly Preston }

★ Padma always seems to look a bit unkempt & greasy to me, so this disheveled satin-y dress & her perpetually messy hair does nothing to help her.
★ Pink tries so hard these days, but fails miserably...These days, this look only works for a stripper or a prostitute, sorry!
★ Kelly Preston looks like she wrapped her jersey sheets around herself...and those dark tights and shoes??!??!

{ Britney Spears }

★ I honestly had such high hopes for Britney way back in the day, but she has just been steadily going downhill...and I feel bad for her, really. This is just a sample...the Uggs, the cigarrettes in hand, the disheveled satin outfit. She looks like 50 year old white trash...and I grew up in small town middle America, so I KNOW it when I see it.

{ Amy Winehouse }

★ What can we say that hasn't already been said? At this point, she's like a train wreck. You feel bad, but you just can't take your eyes away. On a brighter note, I saw a photo of her recently where she didn't have all that mess going on and she actually looked pretty good.

And, special mention goes to...

{ Courtney Love & Pal }

★ One has to wonder WHAT goes thru Courtney's head on a daily basis. Whatever,...I'm just happy that her daughter Frances Bean seems like she might just turn out OK.... I said "might".

Freaky Friday... Starved for Attention

Poor Bai Ling... She's a total attention whore.
She's either popping a nipple, shop lifting or wearing band aids with secret messages {or promos} just to get people to notice her.
Not cute, not funny, not sexy...just sad, really.



I don't know about you, but my girls have never jumped ship unless I helped them out...and I'm pretty well-endowed naturally. But Miss Ling seems to have issues with hers allll the time. Then again, I don't think she's ever been taught the proper way to wear a bra, so she just doesn't most of the time.

Normally, I'm all for a nip slip or two, but with her, it's just ICK.
If you get queasy easily, beware of her intentional nip slip in the images below...


She totally freaks me out...