Britney at the VMAs: What Could Have Been Pt. 3

"Other things I wanted to do with her was to literally transform her into birds and then for her to reappear in the audience."
— Criss Angel, Über-douchey magician

See Britney at the VMAs: What Could Have Been Pt. 2
See Britney at the VMAs: What Could Have Been Pt. 1

Britney at the VMAs: What Could Have Been Pt. 2

"...I presented concepts to create, within her performance, illusions that would happen in the open. You would see Britney and then she would split into two Britneys and then four Britneys with no boxes or covers. It would just be a visual effect using no screens."
— Criss Angel, Über-douchey magician

See Britney at the VMAs: What Could Have Been Pt. 1

Britney at the VMAs: What Could Have Been Pt. 1

"... I thought of having her levitate over the audience."

— Criss Angel, Über-douchey magician

Preternaturally irritating magician, Criss Angel, has been blabbing to the press about what he had planned for our dear Brit to do at the Video Music Awards instead of the priceless somnambulant non-performance she graced us with. For once, I think Britney actually showed some good judgment by nixing the original routine. The moves he had planned were quite challenging and would have required a lot of concentration and effort, two things that are in short supply in Britney World. (Since there's some great material here, I'm stretching it out over the next three posts.)