Congrats, Britney!

I know we pick on you a lot here at Doodle Whore, but today is different. Even though you've done everything within your power to destroy your career, reputation, fan base, family, hair, and liver, you still managed to deliver. Blackout is a fantabulous fun sexy electro retro dance pop record. And you're getting some of the best reviews of your career, too. Now put down the Cheetos and crack, dump the opportunistic users that surround you, love your babies, and show everyone what you can do. We want to see you shine for a change.

P.S. Not too much though, because Doodle Whore won't have anything fun to draw.

Update: I just read this and listened to this. I guess she won't be "shining" anytime in the near future. Bummer.

Essence of Britney

Isn't it sad. This is what popped into my mind when I saw the recent photos of Britney apparently unhinged and sporting her hot pink "I'm CrAzY!!!!" wig once again.

Doodle Whore wants to know what YOU think, dear reader. This Brit Wit is in dire need of an intervention (and a new wig). What would you do to help her out?

Bartender Britney's new creation: The Cheeto-tini

Sarah Jessica Parker and the gals at Sex and the City had the Cosmopolitan and now Britney has her very own signature drink: The Cheeto-tini! Doodle Whore just read that Britney has applied for a bartending job at the very chic Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica. I know, it sounds like something we made up, but it's on the internets so it has to be true.

Doodle Whore wants to know what YOU think, dear reader. Britney wants to be a bartender because...

Britney's to-do list

Brit's a busy gal who has to keep her priorities in order, y'all. (Yes, she's writing with a Cheeto pen. I couldn't resist.)

Update: thanks for the shout out, WOW!