The Hills Deconstructed: Justin Bobby and Audrina

We realize by now that our sweet Audrina has some serious self-esteem and daddy issues to deal with. Why else would she take a loser like Justin Bobby back into her life? I mean other than her contractual obligations to the script writers at MTV, of course. Here are just a few reasons why Audrina needs to dump Justin Bobby:

1. He has two first names.
2. White guy dreadlocks. It didn't work for that dork from the Counting Crows either.
3. It looks like he bathes once a year. I can smell his man-funk right through the tv.
   
4. He belches to punctuate ideas or to fill awkward gaps in conversation. Classy.
5. He dresses like a pirate.
   

Doodle Whore wants to know what YOU think, dear reader. What on earth is the appeal of Justin Bobby?