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The Hills Deconstructed: Working Girl Whitney

That dress. Those tan lines. Chandeliers, carpet, and wicker, OH MY! How much do I love Whitney right now? It was a brilliant move for those crafty script writers to leave Ms. Port to fend for herself against a gauntlet of pale, dead-eyed, soulless New York fashion hags. The MTV editors clearly lead us to believe that she bombed the presentation, then we find out at the very end of the episode that our plucky Whitney nailed it. I guess it doesn't take much to impress those Teen Vogue New York fashionistas after all. Whew!

MTV, give this girl a spin off of her own ASAP. Doodle Whore wants to see big eyed Whitney in all manner of fish out of water/kooky situations, preferably with a laugh track and sound effects.