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Woolly Pockets will turn your sugar walls green. The Rural Modernist

You'll never look at mittens in quite the same way. Regretsy

Put Giorgio Moroder's "The Chase" on your iPod and pretend to escape from a Turkish prison. Hardcandy

Are you a Jetsetter? You should be! The Rural Modernist

If Liza can marry two gay men, why can't I marry one? JOE to Hell

Ralph Lauren Lipshitz's Emaciation Proclamation (cue the xylophone music). Gallery of the Absurd

Handsome Devil Press eCards will give your iPhone a chubby. Handsome Devil Press

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Big Gay Ice Cream Truck goes national on NPR. The Rural Modernist

Xanadu turns 29. Hardcandy.com

If Picasso painted Paris. Gallery of the Absurd

Real Househags of Atlanta. They're baaaack. Pretty on the Outside

iPod a little stale? Freshen it up with some new mashups. Bootie Blog

Link Stink

Vadge and Gwyneth's conversation at Valentino's party REVEALED! JOE
Yep, Kenley "I'm a tugboat captain's daughter" from Project Runway is still a crazy bitch. NYPOST
Leaked: New Pet Shop Boys. The Rural Modernist
Real Vulgar House Hags of NY: Ramona's eyes are freakin' bananas! POTO
Planet Hiltron is on a roll again. Planet Hiltron
Find your own Girlfriend in a Coma by speed dating with The Smiths. NYPOST
Freshen up that stale iPod with some new mash-ups. Bootie USA
Julia Gulia and Tootsie's girlfriend do Grey Gardens. Youtube
Sick of wearing last year's rags? Shop the Men's March Madness Sale at Gilt Groupe. The Rural Modernist

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My new pots and new plants. Thrilling! The Rural Modernist
Who is No-Beave Steve? Blind Items Exposed
Pen and ink deconstructions of The Real Famewhores of NYC. POTO
Tori Spelling stars in "Attack of the Torpion" GOTA
Printable cold sores. Delicious! JOE to Hell
I love this Roisin Murphy/Little Boots mash-up. Hardcandy
Let's remember J.J. Fad, shall we? Lost in the 80s
Sometimes I really miss Anna Nicole. Holy Taco

Link Stink

Obscure new wave album covers. The Rural Modernist
Oh, no she di'nt! Hilary Duff better watch her back. HuffPo
Who's That Ghoul? GOTA
The white one from Real Trannies of Atlanta loves her "hair". Kim Zolciak Online
Cher on Madonna- The Worm, Episode 9. Youtube
Download some new tunes to freshen up that iPod. Pop Muse
Bon appetite! HuffPo

Linky Poos

Diane Sawyer, shitfaced. Gawker
Anderson Cooper, shitfaced. Gawker
Ted Haggard even gayer than we thought. HuffPo
I'm obsessed with Glasvegas. The Rural Modernist

SAG Awards, deconstructed. Project Rungay

You'll never look at McNuggets in the same way. Ever. The Sectional

P.S. Sorry for all of the link lists and vids, but I'm super busy and working my little fingers down to the nub on a big project through the end of March. I'm sure I'll be able to squeeze in a doodle here and there, but bear with me while I make some bank.

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Another Bush that should be impeached. Totally NSFW. Huffington Post
Michael Stipe's messy loft inflames commenters. The Rural Modernist
Britney's private Fantasy Island. GOTA
Vicki's nostrils from Real Trannies of OC scare me. POTO
Remember that bitch Anita Bryant? Jockohomo
Yep, Boy George is going to jail. Dlisted

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Poo like Gwyneth Paltrow. GOOP
Paris Hilton taints Tinkerbell. GOTA
Real Trannies of Orange County in pen and ink. POTO
Best of Bootie 2008. Mashups as art. Bootie USA
Kids who smoke. Awww. Holy Taco
The gold digging cracker with the dime store wiglet from Real Trannies of Atlanta has a blog. Kim Zolciak Online

Merry Linkmas

I threw a pot and I liked it! The Rural Modernist
Get touched by a Brangelina. Gallery of the Absurd
Insider dirt on the Real Trannies of Orange County Pretty on the Outside
Is Guy Ritchie banging Aunt Jemima? Dlisted
Is Madonna banging Jesus? Daily Mail
Download some kick ass holiday mashups Bootie USA
Too cheap to pay retail for designer duds like me? Join the invite only online luxe sample sale at Gilt Group

Linky Winky

Blame the understudy. Guardian UK
I'm never eating at KFC. Ever. Local 10
The Real Trannies of Orange County. Pretty On The Outside
Jessica Simpson Cosmo cover deconstructed, hilariously. Gallery of the Absurd
Michelle Obama and Laura Bush email correspondence revealed. Joe to Hell
This unfortunate recent photo of Rachel Zoe makes me hungry. For ribs. US

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This made me laugh so hard. The Notorious J*O*E
The Joe Biden "Loose Cannon" Talking Doll. Gallery of the Absurd
M-Rod hooked up with A-Rod at Jerry Seinfeld's. Really. Page Six
More kick ass pen and ink drawings of the Real Trannies of Atlanta. Pretty on the Outside
Gwenyth Paltrow looking like she dipped her face in peanut oil. Dlisted
Knocked up? Have a cocktail! Guardian UK

Click It, Don't Lick It

Practically fetal. Listen to really vintage Madonna
Well done, Apple
Bitchy analysis of Jerrell's overworked rags
The Real Drag Queens of Atlanta
Smell like Brad's Pitt (and feel good about it)
Palin as President
Got milk? Angelina as fertility goddess
Obama McCain dance off
Licky McCain
Walking on PSHHHHHHT Sunshine