It's My Cover and I'll Neigh If I Want To

Sarah Jessica Parker will be promoting the upcoming "Sex and the City" movie with a snazzy Horse Fancy Vogue cover shoot, but her costars weren't invited. The NY Daily News has the poop:

It should be the girl power movie of the summer, but the "Sex and the City" flick's publicity push is all about one lady - Sarah Jessica Parker. The four actresses (who have notoriously battled over cash and exposure in the past) will not be appearing on any magazine cover together leading up to the film's release. SJP will handle this "Sex" solo, appearing alone on the cover of Vogue, and inside with Chris Noth. Her onscreen BFFs are out of the picture, literally.

Have no doubt, I'll be first in line to see this movie. If it's even half as good as Girls Just Want to Have Fun, I'll be more than satisfied. Here's the climax of SPJ's greatest role:

Horse-faced Bigot Having Problems at Home

The Smoking Gun is reporting that our favorite equine skeleton female impersonator, Mann Coulter, is being harassed at her Palm Beach home. She contacted police in March to report that a vulgar greeting card was left in her mailbox and, on another occasion, she heard someone screaming "Ann Coulter is a big asshole" from a vacant lot near her house. It sure sounds like something I would do, but I can't take credit for this one. Just give her a lump of sugar or an apple and she'll settle down.