Believe the Hype!

I know that you read Susannah over at Petunia Face (if you don't, then get your bony butt over there asap), and you adore her just like I do. She's hilarious and weird and cool and a brilliant writer. It's true, and we all know it.

Jamie over at I Suwannee paired us up for her summer swap, and I'd like to report that Susannah is not only everything mentioned above, but she is also magnificently AWESOME in every single way. I don't mean to make you people jealous, but take a gander:


My heart stopped beating at this point. Yes it did.

When I saw this, my 6 year old asked if I was okay. I think it was because of the delirious squealing and grunting coming from my mouth. It gets better, peeps.

Lots of little tea goodies (I love tea!) and then the coffee cup. Can you see it? Let's zoom in.

Yes, bitches, that's Alex McCord's grimace of suburbia ON A FUCKING COFFEE CUP!

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I kept reaching for the phone to call you, Susannah and start screaming in your ear, but alas, phone numbers were not swapped, which is probably for the best because who wants to listen to a bunch of screaming?

Susannah, thank you so so so much. You are now my Free Pass Five lesbian bonus pick whether you like it or not.

p.s. my kitchen walls look purple. I assure you they are not. Chocolate brown, folks.