Into the Wild

I am going camping for the very first time this weekend. What I fear, in no particular order:

1. Spiders

2. Cold

3. Murder

I am an indoor type of girl. While I am not high maintenance, I do like refrigeration, toilets, showers, central heating and air, television, the internet, and doors to keep out spiders, cold and murderers.

When Frank is not telling me about reports of high spider volumes near our campground, he is stifling laughter, saying "I can't believe you're actually doing this."

I need encouragement and/or advice. Please help.