Posh's Hooves

After seeing this breathtaking photo of Ms. Beckham on Dlisted, I had to doodle what her feet look like under those floor length bell bottoms. I'd like to imagine they're grotesquely calloused stubs with tiny little toe nails poking out of the bottom edge. Like an elephant's feet. I also took the liberty of giving her an extra hairy lady bush. Beck's likes it that way, so I hear.

Doodle Whore wants to know what you think, dear reader. What is the real reason Vickie B. is hiding her hooves?