A Mother's Day Riddle

Question: What do you get when you cross SGM with her own mother and Jill Zarin from Real Housewives of New York City?

Answer:




To be clear, my mom and I don't go for Precious Moments figurines or any other type of figurine. We would both rather die a torturous death than have any of that displayed in our houses, but you know Jill LOVES that shit.

If you think this video was funny, try this one, which is quite possibly even more hilarious because I inadvertently re-enacted it yesterday morning (but with a cordless phone).

Thanks to Jezebel for turning me on to this brilliance!