What are you saying? (Y2/M3/D13)

There are some MLS photos where I have no idea what the agent is trying to communicate to buyers. They have no caption, no explanation. Just an odd photo. Por exemplar:


What do you think this photo communicates?

"THIS HOUSE COMES WITH A FLOOR!" or

"THERE ARE AT LEAST TWO WALLS PAINTED SAGE GREEN!"

Here's another head-scratcher:


"THIS HOUSE HAS A HALLWAY! IT IS LONG. AND BEIGE."

But sometimes there is a caption explaining the photo. And you are not going to believe the actual caption for this one:

I swear to god, the actual caption for this photo reads: "Side English Garden."

Because nothing says "English Garden" like a Yucca tree and a cinder block wall.