Strippers at funeral, must be planned in advance now.

So. If you wanna have strippers at your loved one's funeral, you need to let authorities know in advance, okay? This says so.

So then you need to:

1. Arrange to have strippers at your loved one's funeral.

2. Plan your loved one's funeral in advance.

... so now. The world has come to this. Advocating a particular date for a funeral so that strippers may come.

So. Now. I have to plan to off my loved one too?

Oh dear.